The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World - Paperback

by Joey Acker (Author)

WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire World

Elves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right?

WRONG.

Because Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves.

He doesn't trust elves.

He doesn't even know why elves need their own book.

• There's glitter.
• There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all.
• There's a sleigh. On fire.
• And Santa? Missing.

And of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it.

(He made one toy. It was a stick.)

Nameless just wants peace and quiet.

Maybe a nap by the fire.

But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page.

Still-because Joey Acker's books never behave-

a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.

YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE

✔️ Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists

✔️ Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves

✔️ Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful "helping"

✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud

✔️ Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously